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The Night Thief

To the thief who tried to break and enter my house at 4am. You must have been really shocked when you came face to face with my two best friends. My Rottweiler and my Ridgeback.
This is my message to you:

At 4am I was awake
And I heard the rattle of my gate

Go girls I said to my loyal dogs
Bad humans, are the ones who do not knock

Quietly they crept around the side
Suddenly the Rottweiler bit your hide.

I smiled as you ran away
Don’t steal you mongrel, use your pay

I patted my dogs and gave them a bone
I know the bite was hard by your voice’s tone

Go work for your money like a decent man.
Perhaps you might, now that you carry my dog’s teeth marks as your brand.

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